Monday, May 18, 2009

Oh how the mighty have fallen... down...

Part one:  Heather Locklear, 47. 4.30pm. Santa Barbara.
A far cry from her delicious hey-day as brothel madam on Melrose Place.  Locklear will also feature later with her ex-husband Richie Sambora, who also has a penchant for having a cheeky swill of mother's milk before going for a joy ride in Beverly Hills in the wee hours of the morning.

Part Two:  Yasmine Bleeth, 32. Detroit.
Bleeth was technically not in the throes of a drunken stupor, but rather twitching up a storm in the aftermath of a blow binge.  So though it was not a DUI arrest, she did look spectacularly drunk and transformed from her former glory as Hasselhoft's eye candy.
Interesting to note, she got arrested on the 12 September 2001.  I guess it would have been harder to smuggle syringes in a crowded panic-stricken airport.  Why not drive into the highway median instead?  Subtle Yasmine, subtle.
Lindsay Lohan, 20. 5.30am. Beverly Hills.
Our troubled angel.  This wouldn't happen if you went back to being a ginge.  Ginger's are immune to bad luck and misfortune...

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